What is something you never thought you’d hear yourself say, yet, as a parent, or carer, you have?

Some interesting comments I have heard myself say include:
- Don’t eat Daddy’s socks
- No, you can not eat your sister’s bike helmet for lunch
- That’s lovely cuddles you’re giving to the fly swat
- ‘Okay’ – to watching Peppa Pig at 3am
- Let’s not eat the gravel
- ‘It’s lovely’ – in response to my toddler’s query ‘you like my big poo?’
- How did you get up there?!?
- It’s too quiet…